What Did The Fish Say Jokes - 8 Hilarious What Did The Fish Say Jokes

What did the fish say to the beaver?

"Excuse me sir, you've clogged my toilet."

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What did the fish say to the fisherman?

"No one will ever believe you."

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Damn!

I know this is a great dad joke

What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?

Dam

P.s. sorry if you know this one

(Hopefully original joke) What did the fish say when it swam into the dam?

Ma nose!!! (Minnows)

What did the fish say to the seaweed?

May I kelp you?

What did the fish say, when he posted bail?

I'm off the hook

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