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What did the fish say to the beaver?

"Excuse me sir, you've clogged my toilet."

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

"No one will ever believe you."

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Damn!

I know this is a great dad joke

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What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?

Dam

P.s. sorry if you know this one

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(*Hopefully* original joke) What did the fish say when it swam into the dam?

Ma nose!!! (Minnows)

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What did the fish say to the seaweed?

May I kelp you?

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What did the fish say, when he posted bail?

I'm off the hook

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