What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?
Ruff ruff
What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing, cause dogs can’t talk.
What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?
You got a friend in me.
What did the dog say to the man after his colonoscopy?
Rough
What did the dog say to his girlfriend?
Can I bury my bone in your backyard?
I heard this great joke in Nevada once... what did the dog say to the duck
I’ll let you know next week
What did the dog say to console his owner upon learning that his wife left him?
"Sorry buddy, that's
...RUFF!"
What did the dog say to the podiatrist after the diagnosis?
Nothing... there was an uncomfortable paws.
What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?
No hard feelings.
What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?
"Today sure was ruff"
Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
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