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What Did The Cow Say Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow that was standing in its way?

Mooooooooooooooove.

What did the cow say to the bull?

I'm not in the mooood.

What did the cow say when she related to something?

Nothing, she just mood.

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What did the cow say to the farmers wife when it was feeding time?

*Moo bitch, get out the hay*

What did the cow say to his wife when she blocked the tv?

Moooove over

What did the cow say to the flat earthers?

Your beliefs are udderly impossible

*edit* spelling

What did the cow say to the slow lion?

Moofasta

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo.

As told by my kid this morning.

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What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

"I'm udderly ruined!"

credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What did the cow say when the chicken tried to tickle her?

"I'm not in the MOOOOOOOd!"

What did the cow say after hearing butcher's joke?

You are killin' me man!

What did the cow say to Adele as she walked past its field?

“Hello from the udder side.”

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

"Geronimoo!"

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Barnyard antijokes, written by an AI

Q:
What's the difference between a horse and a duck?

A:
A horse has legs but a duck has feathers.

Q:
Why do elephants play hide-and-seek?

A: They don’t have to worry about winning.

Q:
How much is a cow worth?

Answer:
100 Pounds.

Q: ...

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What did the car say to the cow? BEEF BEEF!

What did the cow say to the car? MOOOOOOOOOOOve

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