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What Did The Chicken Say Jokes

What did the chicken say to the grim Reaper?

Should have looked both ways.....

What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

I'll be bawk.

What did the chicken say to the duck?

Don't go over there mate, you'll never here the end of it.

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What did the chicken say to his partner during sex?

Boc dirty to me

What did the chicken say when it saw scrambled eggs?

"Crazy mixed-up kids!"

What did the chicken say when it walked into the library?

Book Book Book Book Book

An actual 'reddit' joke- and the first joke I ever told when I was a little kid...

It's pretty stupid but whatever...

What did the chicken say to the librarian?

"Book, book, book"

What did the frog say to the chicken?

"Reddit, reddit, reddit..."

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