What Did The Cat Say Jokes - 8 Hilarious What Did The Cat Say Jokes

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow."

What did the cat say when they locked the door?

Let meowt!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did the Cat say to the Mouse?

Nothing, it's a fucking cat.

What did the cat say on his cell phone?

Can you hear meow?

(My kids’ joke) What did the cat say when it got scratched?

Meowch

What did the cat say in the race car?

MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Context: My 5 year old told me this today. I'm guessing he didn't make it up...

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

"Let Meowt!!!!"

Joke my 5 year old son told me

What did the cat say when it’s tail caught fire?

“This is the end of me!”

( found in a cat and dog joke book from the 90s but it was a perfect execution! )

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