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What Did The Blind Man Say Jokes

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What did the blind man say when he touched sandpaper for the first time?

"What the fuck did I just read?"

What did the blind man say when he got a rash?

I wish I could see the dermatologist.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fishmarket?

Hello, ladies!

What did the blind man say to the 15 year old?

Why would you write that on your face?

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?

Wow! That's the most violent thing I've read in a while!

What did the blind man say while greeting his old friend?

Long time no see

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