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What comes after 68? 69. Then what comes after 69?

Listerine.
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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.

Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.
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What comes after a pterodactyl?

a repair-odactyl.
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Donald Trump was asked "what comes after the letter b in alphabet"

Folks, let me tell you, this is a great question. It's a huge question, it's tremendous. Just last day a decorated veteran with tears in his eyes came to me and asked" sir, please sir, can you answer what comes after the letter b in alphabet?". And let me tell you, the answer is a big deal. It's a b...
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Father: Son, what comes after 5?

Son: 6, 7, 8

Father: Good! You are smart! Now tell me, what comes after 7?

Son: 8, 9, 10

Father: Great! What comes after 10 then?

Son: J, Q, K
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What comes after the United States of America?

USB
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What comes after death?

A Necrophiliac
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If 38 comes before 39, what comes after 40?

back pain
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What comes after USA ?

USB
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What comes after “No Nut November”?

“Deflated Dicks December”

My school was tough. My teacher asked a kid what comes after a sentence?

The kid said an appeal.
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What comes after u?

Me.

Ps. It’s nnn stay safe boys
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What comes after 15 sodium atoms?

Batman
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What comes after April?

Casey Jones
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What comes after dirty dancing?

Roomba
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What comes after 99999999 Mexican immigrants?

A Brazilian.
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What comes after America?

Bmerica.





I'll see myself out
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what comes after the bar?

f.

as in barf

because drinking can make people barf

..


f could also mean fuck

because drinking can make people fuck

that is all

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What comes after sextillion?

Babytillion!

(Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)

What comes after Z?

A question mark.
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A teacher asked Abdullah what comes after C.

He answered 4.
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What comes after Black Friday

Black Sabbath
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(From my son) What comes after Blue's Clues?

Blue's Poos!
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What comes after fear but before sex?

fünf

What comes after the engagement ring and the wedding ring?

The suffer ring.
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A first grade teacher asks her students, "What comes after 69?"

One student responds, "Mouthwash"
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A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers

“Yes,” he says. “My dad taught me.”


“Can you tell me what comes after three?”

“Four”


“What comes after six?”

“Seven”


“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.


What comes after ten?”

“A jack,” answers Little Johnn...
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I went to a tough school.

In English class, the teacher asked 'what comes after a sentence', and someone yelled out 'an appeal'.The science teacher asked the class how to prove the law of gravity. They threw her out the window."I tell you...at the football games, after our team sacked the quarterback, they went after his fam...
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