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A first grade teacher asks her students, "What comes after 69?"

One student responds, "Mouthwash"

What comes after 68? 69. Then what comes after 69?

Listerine.

A teacher and her student practice counting

Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash
That student was sent home

So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.

Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.

Counting Numbers at School

Teacher: Billy said our last number was 69, Sally what comes after 69.........
Sally: Mouthwash

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