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What Are You Wearing Jokes

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A young muslim boy asks his dad " what are you wearing on your head?"

The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”

"And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.

“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, ...

What are you wearing under there?

Under where?

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*Phone sex with a blind girl*

"What are you wearing?"

Girl: I don't know.

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