A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour.
The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What are you staring at, Luv, haven't you ever seen a woman with no clot...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.
The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head.
She looks up and asks "What are you staring at?"
“A spider,” he replies.
“I don't see anything.”
“Oh, it must have fallen on your head,” he says calmly.
The wife jumps up screaming. <...
My take on a classic.
Donald Trump visited a fortune teller one day. He walked in past all the mystic objects and sat down. The Teller read his palm, flipped her tarot cards, and stared into her crystal ball with a pensive look on her face. "What, what are you staring at?" The Donald asked with sweat on his brow. <...
A naked woman enters a taxi
The taxi driver stares at the woman until she asks -"What are you staring at?" And the driver responds -"Just wondering where you're gonna get the money from"
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks
A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?”
The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
An elderly gentleman sits on a park bench.
On the opposite bench sits a young punk. With his multi\-colored mohawk and facial tattoos, he presents quite a spectacle for the older man, who can't help but to stare incredulously. Finally, the young punk has had enough of the elderly man's staring.
"What's your problem, old man?" yells t...
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