What's Worse Than Jokes - 27 Hilarious What's Worse Than Jokes

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What's worse than waking up with a drawn on your face?

Someone telling you it was traced on.
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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

being shot

What's worse than a cold toilet seat?

A warm one.

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What's worse than waking up with a drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced

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What's worse than inciting insurrection to overturn a democratic election?

Lying about a , apparently.

What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go in and ask for a coathanger

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What's worse than having a small ?

Nothing. Sorry if you clicked on this to make yourself feel better.

What's worse than beating a dead horse?

Shooting a live gorilla

What's worse than finding 2 babies in a trash can?

Finding 1 baby in two trash cans.

What's worse than a box full of snakes?

A box that was SUPPOSED to be full of snakes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm?

Having high voltage electrodes attached to your testicles and being flogged senseless with a knotted rope.

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What's worse than a registered offender

An unregistered offender

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

What's worse than rushing to the liquor store 5 minutes before it closes?

Getting there 30 minutes before it opens.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's worse than a receding hairline?

An advancing hairline

What's Worse Than A Giraffe With Sore Throat?

A centipede with sore feet

What's worse than tennis elbow?

Golf Balls

what's worse than being adopted?

finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.

What's worse than losing all of your arms and legs?

Living in ohio

What's worse than an elephant in the china shop?

A hedgehog in the condom factory.

What's worse than laughing alone at your own joke?

Hearing another laugh when you were trying out the joke alone.

What's worse than seeing a condom in a second hand store?

Coming back to find it sold.

What's worse than a suicide bomber?

....a suicide bomber with a resume.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half >!the population of the planet dead thanks to anti-vaxx morons actively working towards deleting herd immunity.!<

They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?

A uniformed racist!

What's worse than using your family as political props?

According to my HOA, using them as Halloween props.

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