What's the difference between my ex and the titanic?

The titanic only went down on 1,000 people.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and the Atlantic Ocean?

The Atlantic Ocean would never give me *that* many crabs.

What's the difference between my ex and a washing machine?

After I put a load in one, the other didn't follow me around.

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