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What's Good Jokes

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What's good on a pizza but not on a pussy?

Crust.

What's good about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's good in the US but bad in the UK?

Losing pounds

What's good for a headache?

Drinking heavily the night before.

What's good in German?

Gut.


What's bad in German?

Schlecht.


What's funny in German?
Nothing.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

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Bored Superman

One day Superman is flying around looking for crime. Lex Luther is locked up along with all the other villains so not much is going on. Superman sees Batman crouched next to a gargoyle on a building so stops by to see what's up. "Hey Batman what's good wanna do something?" Batman answers gruffly, "I...

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A joke my dad told me...

A young American man went to Scotland to see the sights, he travelled from village to village, admiring the architecture and stonework, all the rustic buildings and cozy homes.

So he decides in one of the villages to stop at a sleepy little pub. There's an old man sitting at the bar alone, no...

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