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What's common between strippers and giants?

They both grind men's bones to make bread

What's common between a sperm bank and a coffee shop?

you can get a Cup o' Joe at both places.

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What's common between me, good quality olive oil, and probably you?

They're all extra virgin.

What's common between hide and seek, and an unintentional pregnancy?

Ready or not here I come!

What's common between me and Cancer?

My mom stopped beating both last week.

What's common between tall people and rock/metal music lovers ?

They both head bang a lot.

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What's common between a camel and non-peneterative sex

Dry humping.

What's common between a coffin and a depressed person?

Both have dead inside

What's common between anti-vaxx kids and this joke?

Both are going to die in new.

What's common between a beach ball and a girl?

They're both boyn't.

What's common between will to live and a girlfriend

I have none

What's common between long distance relationships and fat chicks?

Both don't work out.

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What's common between terrorists and prostitutes?

Blowjob.

What's common between an old guy and a painting?

It only takes one bad stroke to kill them.

What's common between a computer that just crashed and a guy who just had an argument with his wife ?

Both of them proceed in safe mode.

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What's common between American beer and making love in a canoe?

It's fucking close to water.

What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist.

They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure.

What's common between politicians and diapers ?

Both need to be changed regularly, for the same reason.

What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker?

If the rubber snaps, you're screwed

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell

Both are responsible for gassing lots of people.

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What's common between Hillary and Bill Clinton?

A jew blowing their presidency

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