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What's better than enchiladas?

n+1 chiladas.

(sharing this joke I came up with tonight while making enchiladas, because my family didn't find it funny).

What's better than licking a Mandarin?

Licking Amanda out.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ

What's better than a step-rooster named Steve?

A step-hen named Stephen

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What's better than being able to use disabled parking spots?

Legs

What's better than a Gold medal at the Paralympics

Two legs

You know what's better than Tennessee?

Elevennessee.

What's better than Ted Danson?

Ted singin and dancin.

What's better than a good, cheesy joke?

A grated cheesy joke !

What's better than winning the lottery?

Winning it the day after your divorce comes through.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What's better than 69?

77 cuz you get 8 more

(Shamelessly stolen from Redd Foxx)

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What's better than being up to your ankles in whiskey?

Being up to your balls in cider!

What's better than Roses on your Piano?

Tulips on your Organ!

This one is courtesy of my girlfriend, who is a classically trained pianist and organist.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ


My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long

What's better than /r/jokes?

the comments in /r/jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What's better than stretching your ear lobe to 3 inches?

A job

Do you know what's better than Alan one-dick?

Alan Tu-dyk...

(*bah-dum-tish*)

What's better than the mile high club?

SpaceX

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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