UPJOKE

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Well, some people think its 'R', but that's just a hurtful stereotype.

Other people say that their true love is the 'C' which I can certainly understand...

But I find that it's actually the letter 'P', cause without it they're just irate.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate

Request: PG Pirate Jokes

I have two jokes that I use a bunch and requesting a third.

1. What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday?
Ayyyy, matey

2. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it be R, but my first love be the C

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Not, not "Argh." Too obvious.

Not the "C" either. Everyone has heard that one.

"Without a P he's irate hahahahaha!" Blah blah blah. Nope.

Give up?

A letter of marque. It makes his profession semi legitimate, provides for a legal way to store his wealth in his homeland, an...

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

A kindly-written one, as he doesn't return to the mainland very often.

Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(They will always say "arrrrrrhh.")

Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg.

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