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Whaddya Call Jokes

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Whaddya call a flaming Jewish Congratulatory Drink?

A Mazel Tov Cocktail!

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Whaddya call ophthalmologist porn?

Rods and Cones

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A couple Americans walk into a bar in Ireland...

They're being loud and rowdy, real frat-boy types, and they're starting to get on everyone's nerves. After a while they go up to the bar and yell for the bartender.

"Hey bartender, gimme an Irish Car Bomb!" one says.

Now, you can probably guess it's a bit of a faux pas to order this mi...

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