The fact that my armpits are wetter than the girl.
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A guy gets turned down by every girl he approaches in the bar (NSFW)
Since closing time is only minutes away, he heads outside trying to figure how he won't have to spend the night alone. He sees a local street walker up the road, and decides to pick her up. They check into a rent by the hour motel, wasting no time getting to business. The man stops his new lady frie...