What did Janis Joplin say when somebody stole her “wet floor” sign?
“Take it. Take another little piso mojado, baby.”
After my retirement at the company I worked at for 50 years, I looked forward to some relaxation time and putting my feet up, but my wife had other ideas...
... she insisted I take her to the local shopping centre every day.
Like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and out.
She's like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter,...
There was a tornado, so I tossed a 'Wet Floor' sign out the front door.
Talk about throwing caution to the wind!
It was hard and wet for her
(Based on a true story)
An economics professor was hard of hearing, so she couldn’t hear her students. She spoke so softly that her students couldn’t hear her either, so they fell asleep during class—except for one class when she said the words “It was hard and wet for her!” loudly and c...
The policemen were talking over the radio:
Mr. Sargeant, we arrived at the crime location
*What's the situation over there?*, asked the sargeant over the radio
A woman just killed its husband. He was stabbed 35 times, shot twice, asphixiated, decapitated and then burned.
*And what was the reason for such an atrocious cr...
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