UPJOKE

Wet Fart Jokes

What color was the wet fart?

Shart-treuse

A wet fart

Should be called a Schrodinger’s shat

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a wet fart in space?

An ass-teroid shower.

Just in time for the farmers thanksgiving. NSFW

There was this farmer that every morning would wake up and the first thing he would do is fart. Wet farts, dry farts, stinky farts, and especially loud farts. His wife would constantly tell him, “Honey, you really need to go to the doctor and have them look at that, one day you’ll end up farting you...

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Farmers and their Pig

Old, long winded, and immature. But, I always laugh at it

Three farmers had been competing at the state fair for several years now for the biggest pig contest. Each year though all three farmers would lose to a pig from another county. So, Farmer John calls farmer Brown and Farmer Dan over to...

I know I’m getting old because...

I’m having dry dreams and wet farts

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.