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Weenies Jokes

Why can’t witches get pregnant?

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.

Why can't ghosts reproduce?

Because they have hollow weenies!

Happy Spooktober!

You know why ghosts can’t have babies?

Because they have hallo-weenies! Happy Halloween, Redditors!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

In honor of Mother's Day, why do doctors whack newborn babies on the butt?

To knock the weenies off the smart ones!

Here's looking at you Mom, from the only gurl of four.

Astronaut Scot Kelly grew 2 inches after being in space for a year

You'd think they'd be doing more important stuff in space other than measuring their weenies.

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