Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...
Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.
People not wanting to wearing masks is natural.
Natural selection.
With everyone wearing masks and gloves
It’s the perfect time for serial killers to roaming out in the open
Dogs are getting stressed and confused because they’ve noticed their owners are now wearing masks
Cats are unaffected though as they’re yet to notice their owners at all
Everyone is posting photos of people from the 1910's wearing masks to protect themselves from the Spanish flu to try and convince people to wear masks now...
Idiots. If masks work, then why are all those people in the pictures dead?
Starbucks Reacts to Covid-19: Baristas to start wearing masks
Our as they call them, coughee filters.
In line at the Post Office this morning, when three people came in wearing masks. Panic!
Then they said “This is a robbery!” and we all calmed down.
George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.
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