UPJOKE

Hey, are you wearing heels?

Because youโ€™re REALLY unstable

The other day I went on a date and she said "I like tall men because I like wearing heels."

I was shocked that we had that in Common.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

A salesman knocks on a door...

A teenage boy answers the door wearing heels, panties, a bra and has makeup on. The salesman says, "um, are your parents home?

The kid says," What the fuck do you think? "

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