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My girlfriend said that once we get married I can stop wearing condoms!!

Guess you donโ€™t need an umbrella if itโ€™s never gonna rain...

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Made this one up in health class today

Suzy gets invited to go to her first high-school party with alcohol. Her mother is no fool and understands how teenagers are, so she sits Suzy down and gives her the talk "Now Suzy. it is normal for girls and boys your age to begin to have sex. It is natural and nothing to be ashamed of , BUT if you...

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