A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home.
As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants.
"Here, try these on," he says.
"What? Why?" she says.
"Just put them on," he insists.
"They're way too big," she says. "I can't wear those."
"That's right," he says. "I wear the pants in this ma...
As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice “Son, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, take off my pants...
Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' ...Ever since that day, son...
Only men who wear the pants go to heaven.
I am translating this joke from Spanish so pardon any errors.
There is a terrible accident and 100 couples were killed. They find themselves in front of St. Peter and the Pearly Gates. St. Peter decides to divide the group into two and declares: "Every man who wore the pants in the relati...
Men do wear the pants in a couple...
But women choose which colors.
Wearing the pants in the family
A man is getting married, so his father decided to give him advice the night before the wedding. "On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'" <...
Men wear the pants. Or do they?
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can’t wear your pants," ...
Growing up we were so poor...
Growing up we were so poor my brother and I had to share clothes.
And kids are so mean, at school they used to make fun of me ... especially when it wasn't my turn to wear the pants and underwear
A newlywed couple has just retired to their honeymoon suite to consummate their marriage
As they undress, the groom hands his pants to the bride and says, "here, put these on."
The bride pulls them on and says, "honey, I can't wear these pants, they're too big."
The groom replies, "that's right. I wear the pants in this relationship."
The bride then picks up her lac...
Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?
Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.
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