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Wear Sweater Jokes

Why don’t Painters wear sweaters?

..............................cuz they already put on two coats!

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Why do so many girls wear sweaters that say 'SuperDry'...

It's not like us boys wear sweaters saying 'micropenis'

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Official outdoor temperature scale

Official outdoor temperature scale:

+10 Residents of Vilnius apartments wear sweaters and put on wool socks. The Finns plant flowers.

+5 Finns sunbathe in the sun.

+2 Italian cars don’t start.

0 Distilled water freezes.

-1 Breathing becomes visible. It's time ...

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