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Rodney Dangerfield: "Y'know, my wife and I, we never have sex...

... we get undressed, we can't stop laughing."

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The idea of a skin graft would have been funny.

Surgeon 1: Jim, we're losing him, he's lost half the skin off his arm and we can't stop the bleeding. We can't just keep wrapping bandages around him.

Surgeon 2: Well what are we meant to do? Replace it with skin? The part that fell off is dead and won't reattach. There's nothing. It's not l...

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