I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40.

They were a bit rusty at first, but got better as the evening went on.

Sorry i sprayed that WD40 in your mouth...

But it DID stop that noise that you were making.

My boss asked me why I was spraying my mouse with WD40

I told him it wouldn’t stop squeaking

Paralampics

Three wheelchair users in the Paralympics have tested positive for WD40

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Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets, Paddy says how did this happen?, wife replied, you remember that night I was so dry and we tried the lubricant (3 in 1)?, well that is when it happened, Paddy breathes a sigh of relief.

Thank fuck we didn't use WD40.

I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test

They all tested positive for WD40

An irish couple is in the hospital as the wife is having a baby....

...The doctor delivers the baby and says to the husband "Congratulations! You now have a bouncing baby boy!" The couple is overjoyed with the successful delivery of their new son. Just then the doctor says "Oh wait! There's more!" and proceeds to deliver a second child, this time a beautiful baby gi...

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