I read somewhere that WD40 is great from keeping mice out of your garden.
I tried it... It doesn't work!!
However they have stopped squeaking.
My boss asked me why I was spraying my mouse with WD40
I told him it wouldn’t stop squeaking
I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40.
They were a bit rusty at first, but got better as the evening went on.
What is in the redneck's toolkit?
- Duct tape - WD40 - Coathanger
These solve every problem around the house and in the family.
Paralampics
Three wheelchair users in the Paralympics have tested positive for WD40
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets, Paddy says how did this happen?, wife replied, you remember that night I was so dry and we tried the lubricant (3 in 1)?, well that is when it happened, Paddy breathes a sigh of relief.
Thank fuck we didn't use WD40.
I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test
They all tested positive for WD40
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