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Watered Down Jokes

Why does communion wine need to be watered down?

Because it is consecrated.

What do you call a super watered down liquor with all the oxygen removed?

Hydro-gin

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New York City has a new cocktail commemorating Ida.

It’s just a Manhattan, but watered down. #WayTooSoon

Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago? They made a mixed drink after it

It’s pretty much a watered down manhattan

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Someone told me that homeopathy is complete crap.

I told him, it's only 0.00000001% crap, it's been watered down so much.

You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?

It's just a watered down Bahama Mama..

Why was the cloud low hanging?

It was watered down.

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The hurricane Sandy.

A guy goes to a bar and looks at the drink menu to see if he can try a new cocktail that he never had before. He noticed there is a drink on the menu named "Hurricane Sandy." The guy never heard of it before so he asks the bartender what is it. The bartender replied "It's a watered down Manhattan...

Why wouldn't you want to go to a bar in Houston?

All of their drinks are watered down.

The church needs painting

So the Preacher hires a painter to do the work. After completion everything looks great until the first rain storm and then the paint starts streaking down the walls. The Preacher calls back the painter and ask’s what went wrong. The painter admits he watered down the paint to save costs. The Preac...

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