UPJOKE

Iโ€™ve always dreamed of swimming in a body of water filled with soda.

Sadly itโ€™s just a Fanta-sea.

What did the water filled ice tray say to the the freezer?

Hey buddy!
Do me a solid.

The subject of a painting

Outside the castle, in front of two deep, dangerous troughs of water filled with piranhas and barracudas, the royal coterie of lupine dog-men assembles on two long tables, facing the masses on the other side of the water. The wolf-king raises his glass and gives a piercing howl, to which the rest of...

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