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How big are water bottles in North Korea?

One supreme liter.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

A brunette, a ginger and a blond were driving a beetlein a desert...

Suddenly, the beetle breaks. Each one of them starts gathering things to survive.

The brunette takes the water bottles and says: "I've taken the water so that, when we are thirst, we can drink".

The ginger takes a portable fan and says: "I've taken this small fan so we can cool ourselv...

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SUMMER CAMP FOR Husbands. Evening classes for men. Starting this month.

*Summer camp*

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the content, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

*Topic 1.*
How to fill ice-cube trays and why to fill water bottles before putting them back in the fridge.
Step by step with slide pre...

A priest is drunk and driving home

His disorderly driving reaches the attention of cops and they pull him over.

When they saw that it was a preist driving they were shocked and said "woah father how much have you been drinking?"

The preist looked at his water bottles and replied "Ah he's done it again"

Three people had their car break down in the middle of the desert...

They each decided to carry something useful from their car and walk until they found civilization. The first person said “I will carry these sandwiches, so if we get hungry we can eat them.” The second person said “I will take these water bottles, so if we get thirsty we have something to drink.” Th...

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I once met a homeless man

... And we had a small conversation. He said: "Every time there's a public marathon, I participate."

I replied: "Wow. You seem like a very active and sportive man despite being homeless."

He instantly said: "Nah, I just walk the whole race to get free water bottles."

Last will of Morris Schwartz

Morris Schwartz lies on deathbed and his end is near. In the room with him is his wife, his daughter, his two sons and nurse. Morris knows he will die soon so he says:


„Bernie, you take the houses in Beverly Hills.

Sybil, you take the apartments in Los Angeles Plaza.

Hymie, ...

A brunette, a redhead, and a Blonde get ran off the road...

Out on the middle of nowhere. The car takes a few tumbles, but they all come away ok. They all start gathering supplies they could find from the wreck.The brunette finds some water bottles, "We won't get dehydrated!". The redhead finds sunblock, "And we won't get sunburnt!". The blonde picks up the ...

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