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I've got one hell of a watch dog.
He watches me eat, he watches my food on the stove, he watches me cook. He watches his bed. He watches the laser.
He's a real good watcher.
Canine Names
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Isn't it obvious?" the second ...
K-9 Names
Working in the city we work hand in hand with the city police. So the other day I saw the Sergeant walking 2 new K-9s. I asked her their names and she points to 1 and says this is Rolex and this pointing to the other dog is Timex. Now I thought that was strange so I said don’t you think that’s...
I named my dog Seiko.
He's a watch dog.
Dogs
Lady with three dogs opens door to salesman. Salesman trying to be friendly asks "What are the names of your dogs?" Lady says "This is Timex, he's Boliva, and there is Rolex." Salesman says with surprise. "There all named after watches!" Lady says "Of course! Their all watch dogs! "
What animal has the best sense of time?
A watch dog.
I went to the pound the other day...
...I was looking for a new dog. While I was there one stood out in particular. Every minute he would bark out the time exactly as it happened.
"Bark! 12:32"
...
"Bark! 12:33"
...
"Bark! 12:34"
"This dog is amazing!" I thought to myself as I wondered w...
You know how some dogs turn around several times before lying down and going to sleep?
They must be watch dogs. That's how they unwind.
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