A guy goes to jail. First night after lights out he hears someone yell out, "49!", then the entire cell block bursts out laughing.
A few moments later, someone else yells out, "88!", and everyone laughs again.
The new inmate turns to his cellmate and asks, "What's with the numbers? Why is everyone laughing?"
His inmate replies, "Well, we've all been here so long we've heard every joke. Instead of telling the entir...
The ring leader hired the best safe cracker for their bank job...
In criminal circles he was known to crack any safe and the police never caught him. When the day of the heist came, they entered the bank, secured the building, corralled the hostages in the bank managers office and the safe cracker proceeded to the locked vault.
After a few quick inspection...
Future is shaped by your dreams.
So, stop wasting time and go to sleep.
After Mrs. Jacobs found out her husband was sterile, the couple decided to hire a proxy father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jacobs kissed his wife and said 'I'm off to work, Lydia. The guy should be here soon.'
Wouldn't you know it, a door-to-door baby photographer came by half an hour later, hoping to make a sale. Mrs. Jacobs answered the door. 'Good morning, ma'am. ...
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