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Wasting Money Jokes

Why are you wasting money on drinking ?

Wife:Why are you wasting money on drinking ?

Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ?

Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you.

Husband : I am also drinking just for you , so that you look beautiful to me.

A man was giving good advice for $1

I gave him $1 and he replied," stop wasting money."

WTF

This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym...

**... and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.**

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Pervert at the shoe store

A man gets home from work to find his wife furiously pacing the house. As soon as he's through the door, she starts frantically telling him about her experience at the shoe store that day.



"I was at the shoe store today and I decided to try on this cute pair of pumps. When the clerk...

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Told to me by my boss, quite loudly, while the restaurant was full of customers.

So men are always upset that women don't suck their dick enough. But women are upset about how small dicks have gotten. Well, to fix this problem men have been spending money on penis pumps for years to increase their size. What does the pump do to create this? Suction. So instead of men wasting mon...

I'm a middle aged man. I have many friends on Facebook. Some of them are women. I spend quite a bit of time chatting with them. Life is good!

Joyce is one of them.. Very hot, around 30-35 years old. When I'm chatting with her, I lose all sense of time.

One day she tells me "My husband's going out of town on business this Sunday. Why don't you come over? I'll be alone in the house :-)"

"What if he comes back while I'm there?"...

A drunkard's wife said to him..

A drunkard's wife said to him, "Don't you dare use any more money on buying rum anymore!"

The man replied, "Then maybe you should stop wasting money on your beauty parlor!"

The wife, taken aback by the logical answer, said, "But I do this so I look beautiful for you, my dear.."

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