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Washboard Ab Jokes

I've got washboard abs.

But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"I just don't feel sexy after the pregnancy," complained my wife. "My stretch marks are the worst. You can't tell me those are attractive."

"Nonsense," I replied. "I've always wanted a partner with washboard abs!"
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