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Where do ancient Greek philosophers keep their wooly foot warmers?

Sock-crates.

Why are they callers"seat warmers" in your car?

Because “rear defroster” was already taken.

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I wish all the best to the troubled guy jerking off to his collection of electric fragrant wax warmers.

I truly hope he cums to his Scentsies.

Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia..

Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers

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