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Warm Place Jokes

Three mice were looking for a warm place to settle down for winter.

When the three, two boy mice and a girl mouse, came across a barn. They were stoked to find such a perfect place. They split up to explore their palatial discovery. After a while they all ended up walking on the same high shelf. Suddenly, the girl who was leading the group, hit the skids so she wo...

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Dill Bread Recipe

This old recipe was handed down to us from Aunt Gladys. The secret is her great dill dough. All the ladies in the Church Choir always rave about Aunt Gladys great dill dough.

Ingredients
1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast ...

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A penis has a happy life

He has curly hair, he never goes bald, his family is always behind him,his neighbours are connected to him, he likes warm places, his owner strokes him often and is his most protected possession.

A Canadian buys a walk-in freezer

His neighbor asks him: "Why do you need a freezer when it's so cold outside?"

He replies: "To have a warm place inside the house. It's -30 outside and -10 in the freezer."

A man is in the restaurant

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A man is in a restaurant eating his soup. Suddenly he notices a finger in his soup. He turns to the side and sees a guy that's putting his finger inside the soup.

He asks him: "What do you think you're doing? Putting a finger into my soup?"

The gu...

Famished and in the mood to try a new restaurant, a man goes to a new French restaueanr and orders the soup.

After a few mins, the waiter arrives with the man's soup, and places it in front of him. The man notices that the waiter's thumb was in his soup, but was too hungry to say anything. The man arte the soup, and returned with friends the following night.
Having enjoyed the soup so much, the man orde...

An animal lover talks to a turk

He asks the turk:"May I talk to your horse?"

"Horse not talk", he replies.

The animal lover asks the horse : "Hello horse how are you doing do you have enough food?"

"I'm doing fine and there is more than enough food too."

The animal lover asks the turk : "May I talk to ...

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A man is starving and walks into a new restaurant...

A man is starving, walks into a new restaurant and orders a soup. The waiter brings the soup but the man notices he had his right thumb inside the bowl. The man is so hungry that he pretends he did not see anything and eats the soup.

Now it is time for a huge steak. Please give me a steak on ...

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