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If you want to read the Gospel according to Shrek, open your Bible to Psalm–

–BODY ONCE TOLD ME…

When I want to read fiction, I go to the library.

When I want to read nonfiction, I go to the truthbrary.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How Texas got its name (If you are from Texas you may not want to read it)

These three cowboys were traveling south and finally crossed the border from Oklahoma into a new territory that was still owned by Mexico. As they sat down to make camp that night one of them looked around as the sun set over the horizon and asked his companions "what should we name this place? I am...

If you really want to read something touching.

Read it in Braille.

Want to read a great construction joke?

Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Do you want to read a joke about ghosts ?

Yeah ?

That's the spirit !

My wife thinks I don't respect her boundaries

I was so shocked, I didn't want to read her diary anymore.

Adam and Brandon are neighbors

Adam and Brandon are neighbors.

One day they were talking and Adam noticed that Brandon has a huge collection of books. Adam asked Brandon if he may borrow a few books.

Brandon replied, "I don't lend books. If you want to read books, you may come to my house and read it here."

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