Wanna Hear A Joke Jokes - 20 Hilarious Wanna Hear A Joke Jokes

Wanna hear a joke about eggs?

Nah, you'll crack up because my yolks, are egg-celent. Note: I've told this joke at least 12 dozen times

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Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"

"Yeah sure."

Joker: "Ok, parental love".

Batman: "I don't get it.."

"exactly."

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A blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper "Wanna hear a joke about blondes?"

Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy next to the blind man leans over and whispers

"Dude, be carefull. The barkeeper is blonde and an ex-soldier. The bouncer is also blonde and the reigning box champion of the city. And then there is Joe... he's just released from prison after he...

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Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

Na BrO

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Wanna hear a joke about money?

I think it's a really funny joke. I coined it myself.

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Wanna hear a joke about legs?

It's a real knee slapper.

And that pun was only calf of the joke.

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Do you wanna hear a joke about Jim Jones?

Oh, never mind. The punch line is too long.

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Wanna hear a joke about construction?

Nevermind, I'm not done working on it

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OECD: Wanna hear a joke?

USA: OK

OECD: Universal Healthcare

USA: I don't get it

OECD: You're **never** gonna get it!

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Wanna hear a joke about procrastination?

Ugh fine i’ll tell you later

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Wanna hear a joke that can't be true?

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

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Wanna hear a joke about Giraffe?

I promise it will be necks level.

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Wanna hear a joke about french fries?

Probably not, it might be a bit salty.

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Wanna Hear A Joke

My Ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin' better!

-.....her aim is gettin' better!

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Do you wanna hear a joke that'll kill every unvaxxed person?

Actually nahhh, it's a bit rusty and I wanna nail it first

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Wanna hear a joke about suicide?

Ah, nevermind, I'll leave you hanging

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Y'all wanna hear a joke about a Macguffin?

Wait, I gotta find it first

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Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine?

I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke about reddit mods

[This post has been deleted aggressively]

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Actually, never mind. I'll finish, you'll be thoroughly disappointed, and then I'll start crying.

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