Wanting to bang her, he walks up to her and says “wanna bang?“ To which the nun replies “hell no“ and proceeded to get off the bus. Distraught, the man ask the bus driver what to do. The bus driver replied, “well every night she goes to the cemetery and prays, So if you go dressed as God and tell he...
A woman at the bar told me, "If you wanna bang me, it's $300."
I said, "Damn, I hadn't thought about it, but I could sure use the money!"
Ever heard of the third eye pressure point?
Its a spot between the eyebrows that can help alleviate stress and tension. Explains why talking to certain people makes me wanna bang my forehead against a wall.
What did Uranium say to Nihonium?
Do you wanna bang? Twice?
Presumably Jewish
Two Jewish neighbors meet up, and one is complaining that he bought a female parrot for his children, but the bird turned out to be a menace since the only thing previous owners taught her is to scream: "I wanna bang!" all the time.
"I know how to help you, neighbor. - The second one exclaims...
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