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I once dated a girl with a wandering eye...

...but she was seeing somebody on the side.

Did you hear Forrest Whittaker was caught cheating on his wife?

We always knew he had a wandering eye.

Bernard is sitting at the bar and slurs to the barman for another drink...

the barman, hearing how much he's clearly had, decides that it's time to chaperone this man out the back door, citing that he's clearly "had enough" for the night. A few minutes later, Bernard stumbles through the front doors again.
"BARman! Cahn ah plish haaav' adrink!"
The barman, again, doe...

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