Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends.
Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you?
Walter: It's on the house.
Why does Walter White never pay for pizza?
It's always on the house.
How did Walter White crash the car?
Because he was Braking Bad
What does Mike Tyson, after he's finished baking, have in common with Walter White?
A methy kitchen.
Why did Walter White take off his pants?
He was worried they'd get methy.
what do you call a pepper sprayed Walter White?
Eyesinburn
We've just found out something crazy about your grandpa, he's just like Walter White!
Was not a fun way to be told that he has lung cancer
What does walter white order at a mexican restraunt?
Rice n' beans
If Walter White made weed instead of meth...
It would be called Breaking Bud.
How does Walter White make a stir fry?
With Ricin
What did Walter White teach?
Advanced methematics.
What's the difference between Walter White and Kool Aid man when it comes to children's privacy?
One of them knocks
What is Walter White's favourite band?
Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
Heisenberg weighs 145 pounds.
He's a welterweight Walter White.
Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Walter White." Of course.
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