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Walmart Employee Jokes

What do you call an essential Walmart employee?

A Walmartyr.

What is the difference between a Walmart employee and a large pepperoni pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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I have sensitive skin...

I have sensitive skin, so I always use unscented laundry detergent and fabric softener. A few years ago, my sister gave me a set of dryer balls for my birthday. They are plastic balls with little spines that you put in the dryer and your clothes end up soft without any fabric softener. I love them, ...

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