Never seen this joke on here, but I’m gonna be honest, also didn’t check or look for it first.
An engineer, a scientist, and a theoretical mathematician walk into a room. A fire breaks out and the scientist grabs the fire extinguisher and squirts one tiny spot and the fire goes out.
T...
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room
look at the floor and think, "Id tap that"
3 people walk into a room.
One is a stoner, one is a vegan and one is an LGBT supporter. How can you tell which one is which?
They'll tell you
Three kids walk into a room
The first kid says to their mom ”mom why am I name daisy?”
The mom replies ”because when you were born a daisy landed on your head”
the second kid asks ”mom why am I named rose”
The mom replied ”because when you were born I found a rose landed on your head”
The third k...
Ever walk into a room and completely forget why you were in there?
Yeah, that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.
The past, present and future walk into a room.
It got all tense.
When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest...
So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That's how my wife said she felt on our wedding day.
A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first?
None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.
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Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room
Diametraclly opposed, foes
Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore.
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