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Walk Into A Room Jokes

Two introverts walk into a room...

One leaves

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room

look at the floor and think, "Id tap that"

3 friends walk into a room.

Never seen this joke on here, but I’m gonna be honest, also didn’t check or look for it first.

An engineer, a scientist, and a theoretical mathematician walk into a room. A fire breaks out and the scientist grabs the fire extinguisher and squirts one tiny spot and the fire goes out.

T...

3 people walk into a room.

One is a stoner, one is a vegan and one is an LGBT supporter. How can you tell which one is which?


They'll tell you

Three kids walk into a room

The first kid says to their mom ”mom why am I name daisy?”

The mom replies ”because when you were born a daisy landed on your head”

the second kid asks ”mom why am I named rose”

The mom replied ”because when you were born I found a rose landed on your head”

The third k...

Ever walk into a room and completely forget why you were in there?

Yeah, that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.

The past, present and future walk into a room.

It got all tense.

When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest...

So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That's how my wife said she felt on our wedding day.

A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first?

None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.

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Two Virginians and an immigrant walk into a room

Diametraclly opposed, foes

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My coworker came up to me yesterday and said he had a question for me

He asked, “Imagine you walk into a room with 50 naked dudes. How many of their penises would you choke on?”

“What the hell?” I reply “None of them!”

“Oh so you’re a professional?”

Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore.

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