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Why did the welder eventually walk away from his new high-paying job?

It was a job he couldn’t re-fuse

What do you call a fish that won’t walk away from a poker table?

A gambling haddock.

How does a socially inept cat walk away from conversation?

On his faux pas

I'm not the kind to walk away from responsibility

I run

Not caving into peer pressure can be tough but i always walk away from it.

Which has been a lot easier since the DUI i got the night everyone tried to convince me to 'take a cab home'.

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I Must Have A Great

Every time I walk away from my co-workers I always hear them say "what an ".

I went shopping for a used car.

I found a very nice 1967 Camaro. The paint was clean, it started beautifully. When I opened the door there was a disgusting dead cat on the floor. I was ready to walk away from the deal, but the owner agreed to replace the carpet.
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