I want to invent a belt that tells what time it is.
Actually nevermind, it’ll be a waist of time.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A waist of time.
My dad spent all day putting a clock on his belt
It was a waist of time
Did you hear about the guy who spent six months making a belt out of watches?
He said it was a waist of time.
(as told to me last night by my 10 year old).
If someone takes their watch off their arm and interlocks it with enough other watches to use it as a belt, what do you call it?
A waist of time.
So today I had an idea for an invention because I was bored. A belt made out of watches.
After I finished connecting the watches to one another I realized something.
It was a big waist of time.
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I thought about asking my girlfriend why she wears a bunch of wristwatches on her belt...
But I decided it was a waist of time.
My overweight uncle spend months making a belt out of used pocket watches.
When he finished it, he realized it was a huge waist of time.
I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks
But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time
I went on a diet so I could wear a watch instead of a belt!
Total waist of time.
My girlfriend wants me to tattoo "3:24pm" on my abdomen
I told her that would be a waist of time
Yesterday I wanted to connect a couple of watches together to build a belt to hold my pants
But I figured it would be a waist of time.
My brother has been working on a belt with a built in digital clock.
Talk about a waist of time.
You ever misplace your belt when you're in a hurry?
I was rushing to work this morning and I couldn't find my belt for the life of me. I really couldn't leave without one so I thought "Hey, I have a lot of watches so maybe I could MacGyver a belt from these!" Well let me tell you... when I got to work I was fired for one, being late, and two, looking...
The Heavy Weight World Champion belt will no longer be fashioned to look like a large watch.
They realized it was just a huge waist of time.
Did you hear about the man who made a belt out of clocks for a giant?
It took him 2 years to make and looked terrible when worn. It was a huge waist of time.
There was once a tailor in London renowned for his expertise and craftsmanship.
One day, a very rich, very round man entered his store carrying a heavy bag. The man immediately approached the counter and, much to the surprise of the tailor, dumped out the contents of the bag, which turned out to be a pile of expensive Rolex watches.
“Good sir, I would like to have a suit...
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