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Violinists Jokes

Two Violinists

Two old violinists were talking to each other, and one said to the other, "If I die before you, I will find a way to tell you if there is an orchestra in Heaven". The other violinist says he would do the same. Sure enough, the first violinist dies. A few days pass, and the first violinist appears be...

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Have you ever noticed how cocky violinists are?

They take a bow before they even play anything.

The violinists in an orchestra don’t do much

They just fiddle around

Why are violinists braver than guitarists?

They never fret.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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Which instrument players are the sexiest?

Violinists. No matter what, their G strings are always sharp af.

The symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth.

In the piece, there's a long passage, about 20 minutes, during which the bass violinists have nothing to do.

Rather than sit around that whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.
After slamming several beers in quick ...

An Orchestra in Albuquerque in July

A travelling orchestra had planned on being in Albuquerque in January and Minneapolis in July. However, their manager got the dates wrong and the group ended up doing a three-day run in an outdoor theater in Albuquerque in the middle of the July heat. The event was exhausting and by the third night,...

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