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Vigourously Jokes

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A senior nun walks in on an novice...

... who was vigourously masturbating with a cob of corn.

The Mother Superior says: "That's disgusting! I was going to eat that, and you know I hate the taste of corn!"

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[NSFW] A joke wiretapped from out former minister of foreign affairs

A man goes into the new brothel. He is vigourously greeted by the pimp who shouts:

"Come in, come in, we have the best prices! $15 for a handjob, blowjob $25, anal $30!"

"Wow, these are good prices. How much for good old pussyfucking? "

"Well, we ain't got that yet, I'm still al...

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