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I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.

Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

I took a video of my shoe yesterday.

It was some pretty good footage

What do you call a video of an emo, appearing in a video game??

A cut scene.

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Pornhub was just banned in Arkansas, but there's a catch. Before you can gain access, you have to watch at least one video of dwarf MILF content.

That's the bare mini mum.

What do you call a video of someone's feet?

Footage

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I recently saw a video of a girl sitting on various fruit

To me, that's fucking bananas

How did that video of R. Kelly get out?

It leaked.

Did you hear about the video of the terrorist attack?

It blew up

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What do you call a video of two toads having sex?

Frogspawn.

A Montage Video of My Life

Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]

What does a video of a Food Buffet being set up, look like?

I dont know yet, its still Buffering

Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career.

At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it.

My friend posted a video of his broken arm

It was humerus

A comment following the video of two different camera views of the guy falling off that drone motorcycle thing reminded me of this oldie but goodie: a guy walks into a bar....

....sits down, orders a beer, and is watching the 5 o’clock news: footage of a guy about to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Bartender says “I bet you $100 he does it.” Guy takes the bet, and not long after has to pay up...

A few minutes later, bartender comes back. “I’m sorry man, I can’t t...

I spent my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner

It was definitely worth the transaction

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I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman

I synced them up to when they drop the bass.

I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.

It was soda-pressing

I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection

it turned out to be viral.

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What's the hardest part about watching a video of somebody being beheaded?

My dick.

A famous serial killer made a music video of all of his killings but the drum track was lost and unable to be duplicated.

I can’t believe he killed all of those people without any re-percussion.

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Just filmed a video of the Mrs wanking me off with her toes.

Lovely bit of footage.

Hey, I like dark humour, I can't help myself. Last week I saw a video of a kid getting hit by a car and just BURST out laughing...

The police officers didn't seem impressed but I just told them, "you had to be there".

How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called "Cute"

but when I do it it's a "heinous act" and my dog gets taken away?

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If you pay money to scammers who email you to say they have video of you masturbating to porn, it will be for one of two reasons:

Either they saw you coming, or they saw you coming.

I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but...

I didn't want to fiddle with the camera

Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection?

It was bloodcurdling.

China recently tried to gain favor with the rest of the world by releasing a video of all their native bears, standing in a big circle, to show their repopulation and conservation efforts. Some people thought it was great.

I think it was just panda ring.

I was having trouble driving when I found a video of guy with no arms who was drifting around in a car like it was nothing. It really moved me and I decided if he can do it, so can I.

And I did do it! But there's still a part of me that misses my arms though.

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