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Very Useful Jokes

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Confucius say, masturbation is very useful;

may come in handy.

People like to criticize r/relationship_advice, but it can actually be a very useful indicator of how healthy your relationship is

If your relationship has gotten to the point where you’re asking random Internet strangers for advice, it’s probably not going too well.

Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is a very useful information..

If you’re moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town.

A pigeon and a tern were arguing about who was the most useful for humans

"It's clearly me," says the pigeon. "I can deliver messages for them."

"But they have phones and the Internet now," the tern points out. "So you're not all that important anymore. I, on the other hand, will always be very useful."

"What on earth can you silly terns do?" scoffed the pig...

I once made a belt out of herbs.

It wasn't very useful and just ended up being a waist of thyme.

Do you sell a book "How to get rich in three months"?

Clerk: "Yes we do sir, can I recommend another book with that, other buyers have found it very useful?"

Guy: "Of course, I would gladly take a look, what is it?"

Clerk: "Penal Code - Commented edition"

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